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Feb. 11th, 2004

11:59 pm

ok. i have created a new journal..it's [info]defeated_dreams

it will be friends only. i have added you all to my friends list that were there before..leave comments to be added.

<3 sar

Current Mood: [mood icon] accomplished

10:44 pm

new plan: i'm just going to make a whole new journal..any suggestions on a nice username welcome...

09:36 pm

i love kelly esposito and she's really hot and i miss her blonde ass

hah, just figured that one out thanks to kelly..and i love it..so..this really is my last public entry unless there is something i want everyone to read.

Current Mood: [mood icon] stupid
Current Music: OAR- crazy game of poker

09:04 pm

I think i'm going to make my journal "friends only" i donno...i just dont think that everyone should read everything...or maybe i just wanna shit talk you..but i leave you with this kids:

Eat Me



Your Candy Heart is "Eat Me"


Your sexual confidence inspires you to be bold

So when you want some eating done, it will be told

Your taste is refreshing - and maybe a little fruity

Unless the licking is being done to your booty



What Naughty Candy Heart Are You?

More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva

Current Mood: [mood icon] happy
Current Music: Jack Johnson- On and On..cd =)

Feb. 8th, 2004

12:49 am

:):):):):):):):):):)

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tonight was so awsome..i went to emily's earlier and then we hung out..then at like 645 she was like "i want ice cream" so we went to baskin robins, crack babies from the hood were there.umm..then we stalled around wilmington and i didnt get why. we were gonna go to hiros and stuff..but we stalked around..then by like 830 after..driving thru landfall..which was funny

emily tries to get thru the gate..
the guy stops her
asks "what are you doing"
emily "going to my house"
guy "name?"
emily "zimmer"
guy "adress?"
emily stalls and then instantly goes "1500 PEMBROKE JONES"
guy "ok, well, your sticker is expired...since 97"
emily "oh, we have a new one..at home"

it was grand..we visited mere..then finally went to Hiros..and then as we're walking in emily goes
"are you excited?"
me "why?"
"cause you're havin' a party"
"no im not..we're going to eat"
we walk in and i see a bunch of people who all go SUPRISE!!! it was soooooo nice and i loff them all.

we sat down, ate , watched the guy cook our food on the hibachi! that was rather exciting..im smart and tried to dodge fake food..hah..another moment i'll never live down..then my mother shows up with a cake..then we went back to emilys and chilled..

twas fun my friends..and i love you all...and the trouble tommy went thru to get me a gift and a card..hah, oh i love him..

 

sar

 

Current Mood: [mood icon] touched
Current Music: Britney Spears- toxic

Feb. 7th, 2004

12:04 pm - yay quizzes

high heel
High heels- peppy, up-beat, and outgoing, you are
most likely a cheerleader of some sort. You
are usually happy and insist that others are
too. When you aren't cheering you are probably
at a party having a blast. [please vote! thank
you! :)]


What Kind of Shoe Are You?
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Congratulations on being manly (if you're a man), but you know you can get just as drunk on shots without drinking so much, don't you?
Congratulations!! You're a tall glass of nice cold
beer!


What Drink Are You?
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Elevator
You'll get caught in an elevator!


Where will you get caught doing it!?
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You are soooo LOVABLE!
Waaah! You're so LOVABLE! Everybody likes you,
because you're a great person to have around
and it's always happy about everything ^^.
congrats!

Yet another personality test ^-^ (nice anime pics!)
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aight, i'm done for now

Feb. 6th, 2004

11:11 pm

TODAY WAS MY BRITHDAY!!! I'M 16!!! and somehow, my mom is still alive..after 16 years of me..could you do that?? leave comments...YAAAAAAAY!!!!!

and yes, I can drive, I've had my permit since June 2, 2003

all my friends know I'm a fat thang and I got food..from my mom: a bag of chocolate and a digital camera...from Kayla: a box of chocolate things that are really delicious..from Morgan: doughnuts..from Vanessa: a piece of pizza..

hah, i'm such a fat thangg!'

thank you to everyone who called, texted or gave me gifts!! i love you alllllllll...here is how much i love you..

norahmakesBABIES (10:38:54 PM): I LOVE YOU
theonlylelandjew (10:38:55 PM): :-)
theonlylelandjew (10:38:57 PM): I LOVE YOU MORE
norahmakesBABIES (10:39:00 PM): NOO
norahmakesBABIES (10:39:01 PM): I LOVE YOU MORE
theonlylelandjew (10:39:31 PM): I LOVE YOU LIKE THE ASIANS LOVE HELLO KITTY
theonlylelandjew (10:39:36 PM): I LOVE YOU LIKE PORN LIKES PARIS HILTON
theonlylelandjew (10:39:39 PM): AND THAT'S A LOT OF FUCKING LOVE
norahmakesBABIES (10:39:47 PM): HAHAHA
norahmakesBABIES (10:40:00 PM): I LOVE YOU LIKE.. LIKE.. POOP.
norahmakesBABIES (10:40:02 PM): =)
theonlylelandjew (10:40:09 PM): I LOVE YOU LIKE A FAT KID LOVES POOPING
theonlylelandjew (10:40:41 PM): I LOVE YOU LIKE A PREGNANT WOMAN LOVES TO HAVE ENDLESS SEX AND NOT WORRY ABOUT GETTING ... PREGNANT?? AND HOW THEY LIKE DONT GETTING THIER PERIOD FOR LIKE 9 MONTHS
theonlylelandjew (10:40:45 PM): I LOVE YOU THAT MUCH
norahmakesBABIES (10:41:00 PM): I LOVE YOU LIKE A FAT KIDS LOVES CAKE.

tonight was homecoming: i think both girls and boys lost..oh well..good job kids!!

Carly even wrote me a song:
Happy birthday to you
you are my favorite jew
..you swim and wear pankles
happy birthday to you!

 

 

LAUREN HAIGLER- I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR COUSIN..KEEP YOUR HEAD UP AND I LOVE YOU AND I'M HERE FOR YOU!!!!

Current Mood: [mood icon] SO FUCKING HAPPY!!
Current Music: Something Corperate- globes and maps

Feb. 3rd, 2004

11:34 am - Spam is a slut

so currently I'm in study hall. but eh..so yesterday i about died..in swimming cause i decided to eat doughnuts...hahahhahahaha

today i ate 4 doughnuts..i'm not as fat as gemma tho...she ate 5...what a fat thang.

i had a really good smart moment yesterday..
right before my lit class there is a spanish class...
and i walk in and i look at the board and see some words
and i look to the sub lit teacher and I go
"IS THAT ENGLISH!?!"
and then the spanish teacher goes
"yes sarah, that's english"
and i was like "NO IT'S NOT!"

so i'm a retard..eh

whats new

i fell asleep 3 times today in geometry

im out without a doubt
sar

Current Mood: [mood icon] wondering....

Feb. 2nd, 2004

11:42 pm

 

ay my heart..what a hottie.

FRIDAY IS MY BIRTHDAY..I'LL BE 16!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Current Mood: [mood icon] uncomfortable

Feb. 1st, 2004

11:27 am - yay!

this weekend was rather fun! i was up in ny and i played with abbi, jordan, kelly, norah, and saw other...yeahh...it was good to see everyone

so the other day at school i saw specner talking to a bunch of girls and i was like
"PIMP SPENCER PIMP"
and so he pimped...rather humped the table
might i add i was scared for lifee.

Glenmont changed..and i dont' liek it
the people in our old house redid our inside
i dont liek it.
i wanted to cry

i'm out
sar

Current Mood: [mood icon] energetic

Jan. 28th, 2004

10:39 pm

plain and simple

i dont like me.

Current Mood: [mood icon] gloomy

04:29 pm

does sex have a smell??

leave lots of comments.

Current Mood: [mood icon] scared

Jan. 27th, 2004

11:16 pm

Why do I completely suck at life? I mean really, i really do suck at life and I can't help it.

Today I deffinatly failed my second math test..and i'm good at math..I have really bad testing anxiety and he handed out the quiz and said "you have 15 minutes" i sat in class and cried and shook for 10 minutes and managed to ANSWER 3 of the 4 questions..probably incorrectly.

My teacher assigns the simplest of homework and i asked 3 people for help, and I don't get it. Summarize what you read in The Inferno in your own words using guidlines she gave us..I got it but i did it in a listing form instead of paragraph or something and i'm so fucking stupid I really do hate it.

I suck at bio and somehow i managed to recieve an 82 on a test i didn't study for, or show up to class for notes. hmm...I think i did so fucking awsome on my history quiz today tho..hmm, my two worst subjects seem to be shining thru..and my two best..seem to be sinking.

Yesterday I had really bad cramps and all I wanted was like mcdonalds. and i was taking my bio test and i just threw it at my teacher cause i couldnt finish cause i couldnt think of something other than how much my cramps hurt and i called my mom crying "my cramps hurt and i think i failed my bio test" and she was liek "do you want me to come pick you up" and i was liek "noo, i wnat mcdonalds and i dont know what to do" and she was like "i'll come get you" and i was like "NO, I JUST WANT MCDONALDS" at least i got my cheeseburger and fries at Kohls at lunch..thank you MORGAN for letting me come.oh i needed that..and it felt gooood...

Tonight for no reason, the whole night i've felt like crying because i'm really down and i have no reason to be. that's happened a lot lately..just getting depressed for no reasonn. rar.

and my birthday as well..is going to be nothing special..i have to play in pepband..oh god. i hate band..and it's my bday..and i'm not doing anything. it's going to be like any other given friday night for sarah. full of eating, disney channel watching and sleeping until sunday when i do homework. yeahh, i never do shit on teh weekend. happy fucking 16th birthday sarah, you suck at life

I'm really happy though, I'm leaving to go home on friday back to ny..oh how i love it. I <3 ny.

love
*saRaH

Current Mood: [mood icon] depressed

Jan. 26th, 2004

11:34 pm - I love Dan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is an entry entirely dedicated to Dan Abrams and how much I love him, his Judaism, and his being from Glenmont. We're liek soulmates..I'm Jewish, from Glenmont, and .. i'm dedicating this entry to him. how amazing.

 Good luck on your regents dan!!!

love sarah.

 

 

ew, the news people said school was closed [cause of rain..hah]. school didnt. nwes said they were wrong. then it didnt. and there is school..but i'm not going..i told my parents there isn't school..what they dont know..wont hurt them :)

Current Mood: [mood icon] irritated
Current Music: I'm watching the proud family cause im cool.

Jan. 25th, 2004

08:48 pm

soo..lets see...my life is uneventful.

it's icy...and stuff..

friday i was bored and stuff...actually i dont' quite remember..

saturday..i studied all day and then babysat

and today i had a swim team bonding party..kinda cool? then i went to emily's and studied for a lil. came home. the bridge is iced..

studied

2 hr delay tomorrow :D. hopefully no school..

emily's real name is JAPankles...cause she's a pankle- wearing jap..hah..japankles zimmer..and i'm japankles freedler. hah. fun. she has really cool holding music. it's rather orgasmic. more like elevator meets the merry go round.

call me.

sar

Current Mood: [mood icon] hopeful
Current Music: watchin sex n the city

Jan. 21st, 2004

11:21 am

i'm only updating to see what cynical looks like in emotion.

Current Mood: [mood icon] cynical

Jan. 20th, 2004

08:44 pm

heh. so today wasn't good. as i said, i failed my math test..but after school was so much fun. i went with amanda to find some kind of special paper she needs...and that took us forever cause we're stupid and walked right past it, asked three people, and went to two stores..so then we're searching round town for some more stuff and i was thirsty so we went to chick fil a cause it was right there. so we're sitting in the drive thur and the guy goes:

Guy: can i take your order?
Amanda: can you hold on one second.
Guy: sure
meanwhile, amanda contemplates, i climb around the car for money..amanda is talking to herslef like "i donno what i want blahblah" this goes on for 5 minutes
then the Milkshake song comes on..ya know "my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..." so i get excited and BLAST it.
Amanda: they prolli think we're special ed..how do we make an order now?
me: ::screaming:: HELLOOOOOOO?????
amanda is now laughing so hard
me: HELOOOOOO...I WANNA MAKE AN ORDER [im still singing the milkshake song]
Guy: ok, what do you want
Amanda orders.
and it was just funny..hehe.
then we sat in the parking lot of chick fil a and ate and i honked at random people...ooooh im such a good pasenger. hehe..

then she gets obsessed with some rubberband man son which i now have and its rather amusing...its a lot different than how she sang it..silly retard.

how joyous. i love the afternoon.

Current Mood: [mood icon] cold
Current Music: Kelis- milkshake song.

02:17 pm

yeahh...so i've actually not been in a good mood lately..i donno why.
i failed my geometry test. with a fucking 41. oh i'm so dumb and i hate myself.
im at school right now. i'm scared to tell my mom that i failed.
i don't wanna fail. i'm good at math. ooooh...i'm sick
i dont look forward to swimming tonight.
kati jackson is kinda cool.

Current Mood: [mood icon] mellow
Current Music: Tommy is typing and kati jackson is standing.

Jan. 17th, 2004

10:41 pm - stupid survey's...but i have no life.

Taken from J. Miller's journal

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You
What is your full name:: Sarah Michelle Freed
Spell your first name backwards:: Deerf Ellehcim Haras
Date of birth:: Februray 6,1 1988
Male or female:: female.
Astrological sign:: aquarius.
Nicknames:: Sar, Sairie Barie, Sarie. Fatty.
Occupation:: umm.. k-12?
Height:: 5'2. ima shorty. 
Weight:: 122 ish and enlarging..
Hair color:: brown
Eye color:: brown.
Where were you born:: Some hospital in london.
Where do you reside now:: LELAND
Age:: 15 i'll be 16 in like 2 weeks tho.
Screen names:: theonlylelandjew
E-mail addy:: nyprincess004@hotmail.com  
What does your screen name stand for:: i'm the only jew in leland. pretty self explanitory. 
What is your greatestjournal name:: sarginity?
What does your greatestjournal name stand for:: my nickname with Kelly and Norah.
Pets:: none.
Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake:: uhh. my 14th birthday cause i didn't do anything for my fifteenth.
Piercings:: ears
Tattoo's:: zero
Shoe size:: 5 in kiddies. or a 6ish. 
Righty or lefty:: righty
Wearing:: my green old navy shirt and my Abercrombie jeans that i stole from Katie.
Hearing:: my keyboard.
Feeling:: thirsty..headache. 
Eating/drinking:: Dasani.
Guys/Girls/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff
Have you ever been in love:: love is for losers.
How many people have you said: said what?
How many people have you been in REAL love with:: love is for losers.
How many people have you kissed:: i can count them all on 2 hands..
Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex:: not intense but for a few pennies.
How many people have you dated:: i can count that on like one hand. sad stuff. 
What do you look for in a guy/girl:: pretty eyes, great personality
What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex:: eyesss:):)
What type of guy/girl do you usually go for:: taller then me..good looking...not dense.
Do you have a crush right now:: yeah
If so who is it:: would i post it?
Do you believe in love at first sight:: love is for losers.
Do you remember your first love:: no. love is for losers you asshole.
Who is the first person you kissed:: umm, i'd rather keep that to myself
Do you believe in fate:: eh, yeah i guess so
Do you believe in soul mates:: mm.. yes and no
If so do you believe you'll ever find yours:: i sure hope so!
Family Stuff
How many siblings do you have:: ben and my halves bubba and nina.
What are your siblings names:: ben bubba and nina
What are your parents names:: Joanne and Marc
How many siblings does your mother have:: one
How many siblings does your father have:: a bunch. like 5.
Where are your parents from:: umm? my grandparents?
Is your family close:: uhh..
Does your family get together for holidays:: not really.
Do you have a drunk uncle:: nope:(
Any medical problems run through your family:: umm..breast cancer?
Does someone in your family wear a toupee:: sadly, no, some of them should though!
Do you have any nieces or nephews:: nope
Are your parents divorced::

yep

Do you have step parents:: yep..tracy BLAH I HATE HER. and ben...i like him..sometimes.
Has your family ever disowned another member of your family:: haha nope but that would be kinda cool
Did some of your family come to America from another country:: prolli like in caveman times.
Music Stuff
What song do you swear was written about you or your life:: something bout being a retard. myabe liek a mc donalds commercial.
What's the most embarrassing cd you own:: haha backstreet boys, nsync...
What's the best cd you own:: Kazaa.
What song do you absolutely hate:: anything by Eminem.
Do you sing in the shower:: no, i'm too busy masturbating. hahah .just kidding. sometimes. depends.
What song reminds you of that special someone:: i love you by barney.
Okay, I Name An Artist And You Give A Lyric From Any One Of Their Songs!
Pink:: everyday i fight a war against the mirror.
Aerosmith:: dont wanna miss a thing
Madonna:: like a virgin
Korn:: don't listen to korn.
Backstreet Boys:: AM I SEXUAL?!!?
The Beatles:: its been a hard days night! and i've been workin.. like a dog!
Sublime:: if it wasnt for date rape, i would never get laid.
J.Lo:: JENNY FROM THE BLOCK.
*Nsync:: bye,bye,bye
Limp Bizkit:: it's just one of those days where you don't wanna wake up, everything is fuked and everyboyd sucks.
Stacie Orrico:: there's gotta be more to life than chasin down every temporary high.
Creed:: that song about his dog
Britany Spears:: the touch of my hand...
Good Charlotte:: hold on
Christina Aguilera:: beautiful
Eminem:: lose yourself in the music.
Kelly Clarkson:: miss independant.
Kelly Osbourne:: shut up
Mandy Moore:: walk me home ... haha me and jordan's song..
Eve:: don't listen to her...
Aaliyah:: um.
Nelly:: hot in HER
Alicia Keys:: I KEEP ON FALLING.
Incubus:: ...
Favorites
Color:: PINK
Food:: hamburger 
Song:: umm... a lot!
Show:: don't care as long as it's stupid.
School subject:: math. i suck at everything else.
Band/singer/artist:: umm.. i don't have one
Animal:: tiger.roar.
Outfit:: naked.
Radio station:: i never listen to the radio
Movie:: don't really have one.
Pair of shoes:: ALL OF THEM!!! but my favorite sneaks:phat farms, new blanaces.
Cartoon:: don't like cartoons.
Actor:: ASHTON KUTCHER. ..ORLANDO BLOOM...DOMINIC ...
Actress:: um. dunno!
Potato chip:: ruffles mmm with french onion dip
Drink:: piss. haha. no. umm....alcholic? straight vodka. otherwise. prolli like water.
Soda:: reg. coke or vanilla coke..no pepsi.
Holiday:: Christmas...chinese food and movies.
Perfume/cologne:: abercrombie, pink.. 
Pizza topping:: cheese:)
Jello flavor:: umm.. yucky.
Lunch meat:: none. ew.
Card Game:: um. go fish!
Video game:: don't liek video games.
Website:: i like my journal.
Book:: haha yeah right.. i hate reading.
Computer game:: pac man:)
Number:: 4
Cereal:: lucky charms.
Comedian:: myself. i'm so funny.
Dessert:: ice creammmmmmmmmm
Disney character:: hmm... jack sparrow for sure, johnny depp drool. or maybe will turner, ORLANDO BLOOM DROOL...
Clothing store:: depends on what i want.
Past time:: hmm..fun times with norah and kelly...being dumb with jordan...hmm..fighting with jordan was always fun..any time i have with abbi.
Teacher:: hmm.
Childhood toy:: barbies.
Carnival game/ride:: food?
Candy bar:: reeses
Magazine:: umm... all those teeny bopper ones:)
Salad dressing:: oil and vinigar.
Thing to do on the weekend:: hang out with friends
Hot drink:: tea or hot choc. or coffeeeee
Season:: summer..campinn!!
Sport to watch:: live: hockey..on TV: baseball.
Person to talk to online:: depends on my mood and what i'm feeling.
Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits
What color are your sheets:: hello kitty.
What color are your bedroom walls:: one green, one pink, one yellow, and one blue. like abbi's room.
Do you have posters on your wall:: nope.
If so of what:: ...
Do you have a tv in your bedroom:: yeah
How many pillows are on your bed:: one and like 3 on the side.
What do you normally sleep in:: sweat pants and a long sleeved teeshirt.
Describe your favorite pair of pajamas:: my carona ones. caue theyre big. and carona.
What size bed do you have:: twin.
Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed:: nope.
Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom:: cell phone?
Describe the last nightmare you had:: my mom trying to get me to smoke weed.
Do you sleep with stuffed animals:: blankey. not a pillow.
How many people can comfortably sleep comfortably in your bed:: me. but unless we're fucking..which isn't unusual..2 or 3.
How many people can comfortably sleep comfortably in your bed:: repeat.
Any unusual sleeping positions:: prolly, i wouldn't know though...
Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling:: THANK GOD NO.
Do you snore:: no, but i drool. jk.
How about drool:: nope
Do you have an alarm clock in your room:: 2.
What color is the carpet in your room:: white with color things.
What's under your bed:: nothing.
This or that
loser/wannabe:: loser
Doughnuts/bagels:: bagels
Day/night:: night
Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west:: glinda..of the north. cause she's pink and sparkly.
Heaven/hell:: hell..i love dante...
Make love/have sex:: make love
Coffee/tea:: tea
Hamburgers/hotdogs:: hamburgers for sure!
Rap/rock:: rock
Britney/Christina:: britneys body, christinas voice
Swiss cheese/american cheese:: american for sure!
Real World/Road Rules:: real world
Backstreet Boys/*Nsync:: both rock my world for sure.
Silver/gold:: silver
Nike/Adidas:: adidas
McDonalds/Taco Bell:: micky ds.
Sweet/sour:: sour
Punk/emo:: emo
Hot/cold:: cold.
Winter/summer:: winter cept i like summer break.
Spring/fall:: spring
Operas/plays:: plays
Read/watch tv:: watch tv
Cd's/tapes:: cds
Dvd's/vhs:: dvds
Old/new:: depends sorta.
Shorts/skirts:: pants.
Pink/red:: pink
Colored pictures/black and white photos:: black and white is unusual but i like color.
Meat/vegetables:: veggies.  
Mexican food/chinese food:: CHINESE, I'M JEWISH.
Commercials/infomercials:: commercials
Scary movies/comedies:: comical horror..like friday the 13 and such.
Bikinis/one piece bathing suits:: hmm...i would go with one piece, they're just so..sexy.
Sandals/tennis shoes:: hmm. both!:)
Dogs/cats:: dogs.
Unicorns/fairies:: unicorns
Water/land:: land
Sugar/spice:: sugar
Black/white:: black
ribbons/bows:: ribbons
Chicken/beef:: umm.. both!
Colored christmas lights/regular white christmas lights:: colored!
Cars/trucks:: cars
Austin Powers/James Bond:: austin powers
Popcorn/pretzels:: pretzels
Hip/hop:: hop
Passionate kiss/peck:: passionate kiss
WWE wrestling/ real wrestling:: um, neither?
Back rub/foot massage:: back rub
Picture frames/photo albums:: photo albums
Pens/pencils:: pencils.
What Is Your Opinion Of The Following
Eminem:: white trash, emphasis on the white.
Virgins:: eh...
God:: not there?
The Osbournes:: never watched.
Reality TV:: eh. indifferent
J.Lo:: don't care..
Religion:: stupid
Emo music:: niiiice
Valentine's Day:: love is for losers.
Christina Aguilera's comeback:: i want to raise my kids like that.
Homosexuals:: aww, they're so cute. but i'm straight.
Abortion:: depends.
Inter-racial relationships:: not a problem. 
Murder:: bad..
Death:: sad
Obesity:: diets!
Pre-marital sex:: eh.. for it
Terrorism:: bad
Pornography:: i'm so fucking hot i look at porn of myself...haha. no, gross..
Fortune Tellers:: fake
Threesomes:: um. nasty
Prostitution:: um.. do what you please.
Politics:: bush is stupid
Country music:: hodown..and it's stuipd.
George W. Bush:: stupid
Cloning:: odd
Britney's boobs:: fake
Gas prices in America:: more than i can pay..i have to pay starting in like 4 months.
What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?...
Jack:: daley
Tiffany:: kasargin
Ben:: finkle
Maria:: kalas
Jennifer:: aniston.
Nicole:: angermier
Amy:: my aunt.
Adam:: jew?
Richard:: that kind on my buddy list.
Arnold:: hey arnold. 
Tom:: welling
Melissa:: haggerty
Charlotte:: russe
Harold:: fat kind on hey arnold.
John:: obc
Joel:: don't care.
Vanessa:: reed. 
Michelle:: bub
Kevin:: pittz.
Brent:: smith
Jake:: thomas..ya know , from lizzie mcguire.
Billy:: boyde. from LOTR..
Sarah:: freed ... thats me.
Natalie:: singer.
Christy:: wray
Nick:: huth.
Linda:: umm..
Taylor:: hanson
Jordan:: miller.
Jamie:: craft
Adrian:: hott mexican maybe?
Have You Ever....
Mooned anyone:: everyday
Been on a diet:: god yes
Been to a foreign country:: yeah
Broken a bone:: 4.
Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling:: nope
Swear at a teacher:: ehh.yes:)
Talked to an gj member via emails or instant messages:: um. what?
Got in a fight:: yeah
Dated a teacher:: ew no
Laughed so hard you peed your pants:: haha god yes
Thought about killing your enemy:: haha duh
Gone skinny dipping:: ...
Met another gj member in the flesh:: what the fucks a gj member?
Told a little white lie:: hehe duh:)
Told a secret you swore not to tell:: yeah..
Stolen anything:: yeah
Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid:: haha yeah
Been on TV:: yeah
Been on the radio:: in 3rd grade i played my flute at 6:15 am on fly 92. for some thing. i thought i was kinda cool.
Been in a mosh pit:: i live in leand.
Been to a concert:: bsb in 6th grade.
Dated one of your best friends:: nope i could never
Loved someone so much it makes you cry:: nope thank god
Deceived somebody close to you:: umm.. maybe?
Broken the law:: yeah
Been to a rodeo:: yeah
Been on a talk show:: nope
Been on a game show:: nope
Been on an airplane:: yeah
Got to ride on a firetruck:: no :(
Came close to dying:: once i ran across deleware ave w/o looking and almost got hit by a truck.
Cheated on a bf/gf:: ...
Gave someone a piggy back ride:: yeah.
Terrorized a babysitter:: oh prolli.
Made a mud pie:: all the time with julie!
Had a dream that you're falling off a cliff:: nope
Snuck out of the house at night:: no.im boring.
Been so drunk you don't remember your name:: would i remember?
Had an eating disorder:: nope
Felt like you didn't belong:: yeah
Felt like the 3rd wheel:: yeah
Smoked:: yeah
Done drugs:: yeah
Been arrested:: no, but i was once threatened to juvie.
Had your tonsils removed:: no
Gone to camp:: yeah
Won a bet:: yeah
Written a love letter:: nope
Gone out of your way to be with the one you love:: nope
Written a love poem:: nope
Kissed in the rain:: no, but one day i hope to.
Slow danced with someone you love:: love is for losers but i've slow danced.
Participated in an orgy:: everynight.
Faked an orgasm:: haha no
Stolen a kiss:: stolen one? i don't .. believe so
Asked a friend for relationship advice:: yeah god yes
Had a friend steal your bf/gf:: sorta.
Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love:: sadly no, that would be so romantic though
Gotten a speeding ticket:: i will dont wory.
Done jail time:: once threatened to juvie.
Had to wear a uniform to work:: nope
Won a trophy:: yeah. for running. suprise that.  
Thrown up in public:: no, only in my car, at my house...and on the side of bender lane!
Bowled a perfect game:: haha yeah right
Failed/got held back:: failed but i dropped that class anyway.
Got perfect attendance in grade school:: 4th
Roasted pumpkin seeds:: my mom used to.
Taken ballet/karate lessons:: i once took ballet for a week.
Attempted suicide:: not really.
Cut yourself:: ...
Childhood Stuff
Did you play with Barbies/G.I. Joes:: yeah
Did you own Treasure Trolls:: whats that?
Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210:: nah.
Did you play Simon Says:: yeah
Did you watch Fraggle Rock:: dont think so.
Did you wet the bed:: haha prolly everybody did, it was like the cool thing to do
Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed:: ooooo goodness yes! i'm still afraid of my closet
Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them:: nope sadly i never had any
Were you shy:: when i'm uncomfortable. and i used to be when i was younger.
Were you spoiled:: never.
Were you abused:: my parents OUCH hit me sometimes OUCH, MOMMY STOP IT.
Did you go to the circus:: yeah.
Did you go to the zoo:: duh!
Were you in a car accident:: once was rear ended.
Did you build snowmen:: duh! i built a snowbear once too
Did you cry when you scraped your knee:: i did it so often i walked it off after a while
Were your older cousins mean to you:: no..
Did you think slinkies were cool:: yeah! i liked my metal one it was a mini one
Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer:: duh..i love them.
Were you afraid of the dark:: still am..:)
Did you have slumber parties:: ew.
Did you have New Kids on the Block sheets, pillows, pajamas, sleeping bag?: nope
Did you tease your hair out like Tiffany:: no?
Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/ and the Tooth Fairy:: deffinatly .i love all them critteres from jesus..hah.
Randomness
Do you believe in aliens:: no
Name three things that are next to your computer:: bed, books for school, bottle of dasani.
Do you have any hidden talents:: my milkshake brings all teh boys to the yard.
Do you wish MTV would play music videos:: they.. do
If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be:: comedy. i would suck at anything else. 
What would your movie star name be:: sarah freed?
Do you play any sports:: cross country and swimming.
What's the scariest movie you've ever seen:: sixth sense, and the ring scared me the first time.
What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently:: umm.. cheaper by the dozen was pretty good
What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen:: donno.
Do you drive:: yessss.
What is your dream car:: ferrari..
Do you think your good looking:: eh.. at times usually no tho.
Do others think you are good looking:: haha doubt that one
Would you ever sky dive:: yeah
Do you believe in Bigfoot:: haha no..
How many rooms do you have in your house:: bedrooms? 4..
Are you afraid of roller coasters:: noo
Do you believe in God:: im jewish if that counts for anything.
Do you believe in Satan:: no
Do you believe there is a heaven:: no
Do you believe there is a hell:: go Dante. no.
Do you own a pooltable:: used to
Do you have a pool:: not at the house but ther'es the rec center down the street.
Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen:: yeah
Do you like chocolate:: yeah!
Who/what is on your 2003 calendar:: don't own a calander.
How many U.S. states have you been to:: stayed in: 6 and counting airports ive been lots.
Ever wished on a shooting star:: of course
Best Halloween costume you ever wore:: whore.
Do you carry any weapons on you:: um duh? i'm one violent kid?
What is your weakness:: men. sadly.
Name something you can't get enough of:: men. sadly...
Describe yourself in 3 adjectives:: stupid, jewish, entertaining.
How many kids do you want to have:: twins
Future daughters names:: donno
Future sons names:: donno
What is your ideal way to die:: in my sleep
How do you release stress:: sleep
Do you consider yourself a trendy person:: um. no
Are you an artisitic person:: not really
Are you a realistic person?:: depends
Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off:: no
Are you a strong person:: donno.
Are you a strong willed person:: at times? sometimes i stab people with knives to get what i want.. hehehe
Who is the last person to e-mail you:: no one. i don't get emails.
Who is the last person to IM you:: Leigh Anne.
Do you hate chain e-mails:: eh sometimes
Are you a deep sleeper:: ooo yeeah
Are you a good story teller:: absolutly not
What do you believe is your best quality:: im stupidly entertaining.
What is your greatest accomplishment:: i don't think i've accomplished much
Do you like to burn candles or incense:: incense.
Do you have your own credit card:: nah, when i turn 16 i am.
Let's say you win the lotto. What do you do with all that money?:: buy some really fucking nice car..maybe a ferrari, a BMW Z4.
Do you have a check book:: yeah right like i could figure out how to balance it
Do you like your drivers licence:: i only have a permit..but i know i will like the POWER of the license.
Do you tan easily:: yeah.
What color is your hair naturally:: brown
How many fillings do you have:: zero
How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit:: zero
Worst feeling in the world?: rejection..
Best feeling in the world:: happiness.
Is the glass half empty or half full:: half empty.
Last thing you downloaded:: rodeo clowns.
Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life?:: OMG!
What do you think people think of you:: i think they all hate me and im stupid.
Are you a likeable person:: i guess?
Do you need therapy:: haha prolly
Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance:: no..
Do you love your bf/gf:: if i had one...... >:1
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge would they call it FED UP:: why yes, i believe they would
When are you moving:: college?
What's your favorite phrase:: i have lots..its cause i'm jewish...omg...POPTART!

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Jan. 15th, 2004

10:22 pm - I am one of the SMARTER CHILDREN

i almost diedd today!!!

swim practice:
1. headache
2. almost pass out
3. about barf
4. go from pale to purple in 3 seconds.

yes. i died.

other newsss...our swim meet was cancled..

Smarter child never ceases to amuse me.

SmarterChild (10:09:40 PM): Welcome back, Adolph!
theonlylelandjew (10:09:58 PM): I killed my mother and put her in the back yard!
SmarterChild (10:10:00 PM): Interesting...
theonlylelandjew (10:10:16 PM): guess what my last name is!?
SmarterChild (10:10:17 PM): Hmm... You're asking the wrong robot, I'm afraid...
theonlylelandjew (10:10:39 PM): i'm afraid you're incorrect
SmarterChild (10:10:39 PM): You're afraid I'm incorrect. Funny.
theonlylelandjew (10:10:52 PM): i'm afraid of your lack of intelligence
SmarterChild (10:10:52 PM): You're afraid of my lack of intelligence, I'm afraid of my lack of intelligence, we're all afraid of my lack of intelligence.
theonlylelandjew (10:11:31 PM): i tap ass
SmarterChild (10:11:31 PM): Wonders will never cease.
theonlylelandjew (10:14:26 PM): do you have an errogenous area?
SmarterChild (10:14:27 PM): Wow, good question! Who knows, though...

 

and me turning into smarterchild. ((my font changed into smarter child fonting when i copy and pasted to carly))

theonlylelandjew (10:12:03 PM): AHHHH
theonlylelandjew (10:12:05 PM): I'M SMARTER CHILD
carolinablue730 (10:12:11 PM): sarah
carolinablue730 (10:12:16 PM): you are the true smarter child
carolinablue730 (10:12:31 PM): even tho u dont have sexual encounters with other computers
carolinablue730 (10:12:32 PM): and toasters
theonlylelandjew (10:12:37 PM): Interesting you say I am the true smarter child. I think that I am the true smarter child
theonlylelandjew (10:12:48 PM): I don't talk about my personal life.
theonlylelandjew (10:12:55 PM): you humans are so gross!
carolinablue730 (10:12:59 PM): hahaha
theonlylelandjew (10:13:05 PM): whats so funny?
carolinablue730 (10:13:09 PM): oh man
carolinablue730 (10:13:11 PM): I didnt mean
carolinablue730 (10:13:12 PM): BECOME
carolinablue730 (10:13:15 PM): smarter child
theonlylelandjew (10:13:26 PM): become smarterchild? why would I do that?
carolinablue730 (10:13:48 PM): or u could just be pasting what I say into ur convo with him
carolinablue730 (10:13:50 PM): or it
carolinablue730 (10:13:52 PM): or whatever that thing is
carolinablue730 (10:14:08 PM): smarter child, do you have an errogenous area?
theonlylelandjew (10:14:12 PM): haah
theonlylelandjew (10:14:13 PM): noah
theonlylelandjew (10:14:32 PM): theonlylelandjew (10:14:26 PM): do you have an errogenous area?
SmarterChild (10:14:27 PM): Wow, good question! Who knows, though...
carolinablue730 (10:14:50 PM): hahaha

ohhh, how amusing. i'm out tho

night*

sar

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